Chat in English part 1

1 ：maji：2008/05/07(水) 20:39:26 ID:NVuODaLP0

HaHaHaHa!
Let's talk.
I expect your quality.

9 ：maji：2008/05/10(Sat) 00:54:57 ID:onRGGbPH0

Hi! I came from nagano Pref

10 ：maji：2008/05/11(Sun) 23:55:39 ID:znIDWG3Q0

Today is cold in Kansai.
I cut many grass in my garden.
My muscle of the back is very aching.

11 ：maji：2008/05/12(Mon) 00:01:47 ID:kljKMBsa0

write it in your diary

12 ：maji：2008/05/12(Mon) 14:30:50 ID:XrRYDuJl0

(=3(!) African myall

discriminatory expression

13 ：maji：2008/05/12(Mon) 20:47:56 ID:pezcdGax0

I wish I had one of those.

14 ：maji：2008/05/13(Tue) 12:37:47 ID:1V+qqfUbO

YoYoYo!
I'm Korean bitch!
I'm from Pusan.
not poosan,HAHAHA!
I think Korea will die with our lies.
I hate Korea,I love ZAPAn!

15 ：maji：2008/05/13(Tue) 14:15:58 ID:f3tDGaEV0

Hi, guys.

You are doing excess fitted 2ch. ;-)

16 ：maji：2008/05/13(Tue) 15:54:15 ID:vcdwpqH10

your all weirdos

17 ：maji：2008/05/13(Tue) 19:40:54 ID:LOHHJiM5O

Yes we are.

18 ：maji：2008/05/13(Tue) 19:54:37 ID:wpMW5wtu0

>>1
good job

19 ：maji：2008/05/14(Wed) 18:30:55 ID:LrlhEdYf0

got 2

20 ：maji：2008/05/15(Thu) 16:40:28 ID:dPSazHGt0

hello, lets have sex

21 ：maji：2008/05/15(Thu) 19:25:43 ID:Csb18T3g0

lol, how stupid thread.

22 ：maji：2008/05/16(Fri) 00:57:53 ID:28uKRIV/O

I'm proud of my stupidity

23 ：maji：2008/05/30(Fri) 22:09:37 ID:ZUyi/+pO0

This is a pen.

24 ：maji：2008/06/09(Mon) 13:20:37 ID:6vcVRI8QP

What bord is this ? For foreigners ? I think here are all japanese

25 ：maji：2008/06/09(Mon) 23:12:26 ID:6vcVRI8QP

There is no one ...

26 ：maji：2008/06/10(Tue) 02:43:00 ID:sn1gb4SvO

I'm here

27 ：maji：2008/06/10(Tue) 22:01:00 ID:xleAVsZNO

I was gay

28 ：maji：2008/06/12(Thu) 20:38:33 ID:ek7ikd590

I was plodding through one more hour of homework at my study desk when I heard my sister's playful voice.

"Hey big brother. Whatcha up to?" Julie said as she leaned into my room.

"Killing myself with calculus."

"Calculus? School's almost out for the year! You've got to stop studying so hard Tim-bo, you make me look bad with your straight A-s."

She was on her way up from tanning in the back yard and had on one of her skimpy bikinis.
The sight of her petite, sexy frame in that flimsy suit was a welcome break from my studies.

"Besides, I need an opinion on my new tan." She continued as she pulled one side of her bikini top over to show her small, evenly tanned breast.
I noted the lack of tan lines. She'd been sun bathing topless as usual. She must have put the top on just to make a show of flashing herself to me.

"Got to think about college Jules, but I'll gladly take a break to check out a sexy body." I said as I eyed her exposed tit.

"Aw, Tim, You really think my body's sexy?" she asked and released the cup of her bikini top which slid back over but caught on her now erect nipple keeping her exposed.
She slid her hands down her tummy and hips seductively, stopping to work her fingers under the hem of her bikini bottom and pull it up tight into her slit.

29 ：a passer-by：2008/06/16(Mon) 10:18:49 ID:/jyyIRrS0

Oh hi! everybody. I just went to

http://qb5.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/operate/1208671133/l50

and requested to create a new board for English chat and somebody
introduced this board, however, I don't feel like fitting in this place.
I am a serious person who loves to talk about philosophy...but is this a serious place?
Actually I am self studying english and feel the urgent needs to
pratice my enligh by writing such a board...but Chat in English in
the English board is ruined so badly. So I escaped from there.
does anyone here? and what type of residents are here?

30 ：American Unko：2008/06/22(Sun) 02:43:41 ID:vawVcWru0

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31 ：maji：2008/06/22(Sun) 21:43:39 ID:tN+atWsWO

>>29
muzukashii!!

32 ：maji：2008/06/23(Mon) 02:23:14 ID:3fvwIXfk0

suck my dog's cock

33 ：maji：2008/06/27(Fri) 02:34:33 ID:ILr7j60c0

A sharp increase in drugs and cellphones found inside a Brazilian prison mystified officials -- until guards spotted some distressed pigeons struggling to stay airborne.

Inmates at the prison in Marilia, Sao Paulo state had been training carrier pigeons to smuggle in goods using cell phone sized pouches on their backs, a low-tech but ingenious way of skipping the high-tech security that visitors faced.

"We have sophisticated equipment to search people when they go in, but they avoided this by finding another way to bring in cellphones and drugs," prison director Luciano Gamateli told Globo TV."

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080625/od_nm/prison_pigeons_dc

34 ：maji：2008/06/27(Fri) 21:39:32 ID:ILr7j60c0

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/2194359/A-quarter-of-adults-to-face-%27anti-paedophile%27-tests.html

The launch of a new Government agency will see 11.3million people vetted for any criminal past before they are approved to have contact with children aged under 16.

But the increase in child protection measures is so great it is "poisoning" relationships between the generations, according to respected sociologist Professor Frank Furedi.

In a report for think tank Civitas, he said the use of criminal records bureau checks to ensure the safety of children and vulnerable adults has created an atmosphere of suspicion.

As a result ordinary parents - many of whom are volunteers at sports and social clubs - now find themselves regarded "potential child abusers".

35 ：maji：2008/06/28(Sat) 03:31:30 ID:1iMkGV+z0

>>29
Hi, your english is very good. Keep up the good work.
This board seems to have a lot of idiots at the moment but they'll probably go away in a day or two.

36 ：maji：2008/06/28(Sat) 03:35:31 ID:JPMUXMCC0

chat in English Comics
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1212679438/

37 ：maji：2008/06/28(Sat) 03:49:03 ID:bK8+/Ko40

>>29

Looking at the other threads, I can see that there is a lot of news links and random idiocy. However, there are people here that are actually sincere in their posting. Just try finding someone with your common interests.

38 ：maji：2008/06/28(Sat) 03:49:18 ID:JdkHmskA0

>>16
>>your all weirdos
>>your all
>>your

39 ：maji：2008/06/28(Sat) 03:50:53 ID:2e99vS7O0

>>3
>>4

"Thanks, I owe you one."

Isn't this a line from BF2?

40 ：maji：2008/06/28(Sat) 03:59:13 ID:1iMkGV+z0

>>39
Yeah, Japan loves BF2.

41 ：maji：2008/06/28(Sat) 05:51:09 ID:uhUvUnQT0

Do japanese women like middle-european men? Because everybody says so, but i want to hear it from a real japanese girl.

42 ：maji：2008/06/28(Sat) 06:50:07 ID:eXKN4FNU0

>>41
Are you implying all Japanese women are the same?

Just because one of them likes European men, that doesn't
mean that they all do.

43 ：maji：2008/06/28(Sat) 06:56:29 ID:0glzmcGC0

>>42
>Just because one of them likes European men, that doesn't
mean that they all do.

...or do they?

44 ：maji：2008/06/28(Sat) 12:56:09 ID:0eEmBfHO0

I love Japan roughly, like an abusive husband!

45 ：American Unko：2008/06/28(Sat) 21:12:13 ID:D28/PTC40

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46 ：maji：2008/06/29(Sun) 01:38:48 ID:+361DsS/0

Nice shit there, Unko!

47 ：maji：2008/06/29(Sun) 02:10:24 ID:SBu3rtdc0

Why the hell can't I start a new thread?

48 ：maji：2008/06/29(Sun) 02:37:03 ID:+361DsS/0

I made LISP thread. It's easy!

49 ：maji：2008/06/29(Sun) 02:37:37 ID:u8ZsryDj0

wat

50 ：maji：2008/06/29(Sun) 02:57:54 ID:aNh9Oudb0

hi jacob

51 ：maji：2008/06/29(Sun) 03:06:05 ID:+361DsS/0

Who is Jacob?

52 ：maji：2008/06/29(Sun) 03:07:35 ID:k3aYa/HB0

you

53 ：maji：2008/06/29(Sun) 03:15:30 ID:+361DsS/0

NO U

54 ：maji：2008/06/29(Sun) 03:16:34 ID:LU4CvWZV0

>>44
oh god why did i lol.
also hello japan. some of you speed english pretty well.
i am sure it is better than my Japanese. keep it up

55 ：maji：2008/06/29(Sun) 03:18:56 ID:O7ir3Uoj0

It carries out and is w

56 ：maji：2008/06/29(Sun) 03:30:40 ID:2zi7WZcg0

>>55

What?

57 ：maji：2008/06/29(Sun) 04:17:50 ID:62l78vfrO

http://mamono.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/newsplus/1214669334/
oh no

58 ：American Unko：2008/07/01(Tue) 00:40:32 ID:SdCQ8C6x0

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