i am a pen

1 ：maji：2008/05/07(水) 22:09:15 ID:oQoC7K4H0

fack you

17 ：maji：2008/05/15(Thu) 08:12:16 ID:lvkfnBBpO

Do you know this joke?
In winter,I play wiener sports.I grab the stick and rub it again and again.Then white liquid spring.

18 ：maji：2008/05/15(Thu) 10:37:59 ID:YjGN8ZXu0

what's this?

19 ：maji：2008/05/15(Thu) 13:20:23 ID:0hsSpe1RO

are

20 ：maji：2008/05/15(Thu) 13:52:32 ID:2RSn7e170

What is this BBS?

21 ：maji：2008/05/15(Thu) 21:37:45 ID:uyo0BAWhO

nice.bort

22 ：maji：2008/05/16(Fri) 01:55:11 ID:OfZa4gLq0

i'm a pen that is in my brain.

23 ：maji：2008/05/18(Sun) 23:02:46 ID:g29IbHLA0

oh my got

24 ：maji：2008/05/18(Sun) 23:03:41 ID:iwMh3lJu0

Can i use Hiragana?

25 ：maji：2008/05/18(Sun) 23:48:23 ID:3NfOhGTPO

>>24
No thank you.

26 ：maji：2008/05/19(Mon) 03:08:52 ID:QbvzLdja0

oh my dog!

27 ：maji：2008/05/19(Mon) 03:59:11 ID:sfTBBW5p0

ochinchin

28 ：maji：2008/05/19(Mon) 14:49:19 ID:H3lWbsI+0

No, it is tom.

29 ：maji：2008/05/20(Tue) 02:35:43 ID:L7iH5/dK0

Am I pen ?

30 ：maji：2008/05/20(Tue) 12:27:59 ID:DDLhSe5MO

I was a pen.

31 ：maji：2008/05/21(Wed) 04:45:36 ID:ognTr4ntO

I did a pen.

32 ：maji：2008/05/21(Wed) 07:58:38 ID:7osLN9J3O

I shall be a pen.

33 ：maji：2008/05/21(Wed) 23:27:52 ID:zjJvXwvB0

NOT ONLY US BUT ALSO YOU

34 ：maji：2008/05/24(Sat) 21:38:10 ID:RN7hQrTVO

Ramen Tsukemen I am SEMEN!!
YOU UNDERSTAN'?

35 ：maji：2008/05/25(Sun) 00:13:33 ID:E9kGCdHmO

DICK MY SUCK

36 ：maji：2008/05/25(Sun) 17:39:57 ID:dgxa8yGIO

test man come here

37 ：maji：2008/05/29(Thu) 23:22:01 ID:5TXYYJFh0

Yes,I pen.

38 ：maji：2008/05/31(Sat) 15:08:04 ID:cJUv08JB0

Take back your penis

39 ：maji：2008/06/01(Sun) 14:29:36 ID:S/NVEC8S0

Jami

40 ：maji：2008/06/01(Sun) 18:36:32 ID:vp40NHJ/O

Shall we pen?

41 ：maji：2008/06/03(Tue) 03:04:39 ID:LHjgTfDx0

i am japenese

42 ：maji：2008/06/03(Tue) 10:10:21 ID:lxVYNgg+O

It is so right.

43 ：Shuberuto no serenade：2008/06/03(Tue) 11:57:38 ID:pDFhI9kk0

Himeyakani yami o nuu waga shirabe
Shizukesa wa hate mo nashi, koyoya kimi
Sasayaku konoma o moru tsukikage
Hitome mo todokaji tayutaiso

Kimi kikukya ne ni musebu yoru no tori
Waga mune no himegoto o so wa utaitsu
Naku ne ni kometsuya ai no nayami
Warinaki omoi no kano hitofushi

Fukaki omoi o ba kimi ya shiru
Waga kokoro sawageri
Materu ware ni idekoyo kimi

44 ：maji：2008/06/03(Tue) 13:34:02 ID:/cqmRuUmO

Gomeng-nasang,I am Zapanese.
Corea was zapanese mince for eat.

45 ：maji：2008/06/03(Tue) 21:35:24 ID:N3sGasro0

Pen test?

46 ：maji：2008/06/06(Fri) 23:24:37 ID:A0e796O2O

i am jam

47 ：maji：2008/06/08(Sun) 16:19:55 ID:6A+DCW4y0 ?2BP(0)

Test a pen

48 ：maji：2008/06/09(Mon) 00:55:03 ID:ugytyD9f0

give me back my pen

49 ：maji：2008/06/09(Mon) 01:02:55 ID:ugytyD9f0

guess what?

yur just a pencil

50 ：maji：2008/06/09(Mon) 01:08:45 ID:YJSET4eAO

Are you pen?
no, I am sam

51 ：maji：2008/06/09(Mon) 01:38:58 ID:AaHCb0y6O

I have very Nancy.

52 ：maji：2008/06/12(Thu) 20:39:35 ID:ek7ikd590

There were polish, trying change a burn-out light bulb.
You need a ladder to reach the bulb because it is on the ceiling.
Now, how many polish are needed to change the bulb?

Answer: Three.

There's one to hold the bulb on the top of the ladder and the other two to turn the ladder around.

53 ：maji：2008/06/17(Tue) 16:29:04 ID:DVqyDiKY0

So im in the shower and i start thinking that the shower might be a good place to lie down and shoot cum all over myself...
so im fapping for about 20 minutes and when i finally cum it shoots very powerfully into my eye and now it glomping hurts like crazy...how fail is this?
And has any other anon ever done something like this?

54 ：maji：2008/06/19(Thu) 03:51:40 ID:6ybgChWf0

After the baby was born, the panicked Japanese father went to see the obstetrician.

"Doctor," he said, "I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can't possibly be mine."

"Nonsense," the doctor said.
"Even though you and your wife both have black hair, one of your ancestors may have contributed red hair to the gene pool."

"It isn't possible," the man insisted. "We're pure Asian."

"Well," said the doctor, "let me ask you this.
How often do you have sex?"

The man seemed ashamed. "I've been working very hard for the past year.
We only made love once or twice a month."

"There you have it!" the doctor said confidently. "It's just rust."

55 ：maji：2008/06/20(Fri) 02:27:36 ID:dneATtVf0

Your baby loves you, yes, but it will scream relentlessly and mercilessly for whatever it needs, without enlightening you to what that is, and whatever your mental state happens to be.
It does definitely know or care if you are hungry, tired, sick or desperate for the loo.
It is impervious to reason or pleading, it knows no mercy or patience.
It will look at you with eyes full of adoration - and will fly into a hysterical frenzy of rage and terror when you leave the room for 30 seconds.
And when it has a chest infection and is put on antibiotics which give it diarrhea, and you are changing the ninth nappy of the day, with every cough it will violently squirt liquid sh-it out at jet propelled force, all over your jeans.

56 ：maji：2008/06/20(Fri) 17:46:49 ID:3ZiwzQCMO

my name is pen!

57 ：maji：2008/06/21(Sat) 15:11:12 ID:PEXRIIC30

Oh,really?!
My name Pen,too.

58 ：maji：2008/06/25(Wed) 22:18:56 ID:2wSOFYXN0

"A teacher has been found guilty of dangerous driving after being stopped by police for having 13 people travelling in his Volvo car."

"an adult male and a boy were sitting in the passenger seat.

In the back there were two women with infants on their laps, the other six passengers, all young children were either sitting or standing in the centre section of the back seat.

None of the passengers was wearing a seatbelt."

"The defendant denied his action was dangerous saying he had been driving sensibly at no more than 20 mph."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/wales/north_west/7471102.stm

59 ：maji：2008/06/27(Fri) 21:42:09 ID:ILr7j60c0

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/2194359/A-quarter-of-adults-to-face-%27anti-paedophile%27-tests.html

The launch of a new Government agency will see 11.3million people vetted for any criminal past before they are approved to have contact with children aged under 16.

But the increase in child protection measures is so great it is "poisoning" relationships between the generations, according to respected sociologist Professor Frank Furedi.

In a report for think tank Civitas, he said the use of criminal records bureau checks to ensure the safety of children and vulnerable adults has created an atmosphere of suspicion.

As a result ordinary parents - many of whom are volunteers at sports and social clubs - now find themselves regarded "potential child abusers".

60 ：American Unko：2008/06/30(Mon) 00:14:34 ID:7752uPFc0

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61 ：maji：2008/06/30(Mon) 03:34:56 ID:t1p3JZPr0

Penis ochinchin

62 ：maji：2008/06/30(Mon) 10:27:31 ID:ctkBB9/00

>>57
My name IS Pen, too.

63 ：maji：2008/06/30(Mon) 11:29:04 ID:K0MrGIay0

>>62
I knew a guy whose name was Pen, once...
Tell me, what's the general area you live in?

64 ：maji：2008/06/30(Mon) 12:38:19 ID:ctkBB9/00

>>63
New Jersey.
My name isn't actually Pen, I was just correcting him...

65 ：Pen desu：2008/06/30(Mon) 18:46:52 ID:vXhTJHa00

Good, gooder.... Goodest name!

66 ：maji：2008/07/05(Sat) 02:39:40 ID:OauZaPdg0

>>1
you are kasima antlers boy?!

get out penis boys!!!!!!!!!